sex speech

hey hey!!!

bet u're all alert after reading my topic up there!!! well, yes, today in college i had the opportunity to listen to the teaching on the Oh-So-Knowledgeable SEX GURU, Eu Jon Sern!!! overall i've learnt 3 new terms today...

1. Hidden Treasure
man's penis enter woman's anus, and came out with some treasure...its brown, it stinks, its spelled as S-H-I-T. yep...hidden treasure. and whether man or woman savor the hidden treasure is optional. i do not need to know those details...

2. Angry Dragon
man ejaculate into woman's mouth, then whack the back of her head so that she snorts out his semen through her nose. instead of the traditional "angry dragon spit fire" we have "aroused woman spit semen"

3. Rim Job
man's penis circle around the edge of woman's anus, which is stained with shit...and again, whether the penis is followed by blow job is none of my concern...

ok, i feel that my blog is very very contaminated now, so i shall stop here. this post might not be up for long...i might delete it within few days, so fire away your questions to the Ol' Wise Sex Guru asap!!!

Feeling my dinner threatening to come out,
-Sel-